Gen Alpha Slang in 60 Seconds

Trying to understand Gen Alpha can feel like your brain is literally "rotting," but don't worry—I've

got the "rizz" to help you decode it. Here is a 60-second script to bring

you up to speed. The "No Cap" Guide to Gen Alpha Character: An energetic

host (think "cool older sibling" energy). HOST: (Leaning into camera) "Listen up, Unc!

If you think 'slay' is still the vibe, you’ve got negative aura. It’s 2026,

and Gen Alpha is speaking a whole different language. Let’s decode the brainrot in 60 seconds.

Ready? Bet!" HOST: "First up: Rizz. Short for charisma.

If you’ve got game, you’re the Rizzler. If you don’t? You’re definitely from Ohio—which