Gen Z Was Spawned, Not Raised

“Bro… our childhood was wild and nobody talks about it. Like— We thought blowing

on a game cartridge made us engineers. If your phone dropped and the screen didn’t crack?

You believed in God for 3 business days. We survived on 3 hours of sleep,

Hot Cheetos, And YouTube intros that went ‘HEY GUYS BEFORE THE VIDEO—’

We trusted Google images for homework. Low quality = more accurate. Every classroom

had that one kid who finished early and started drawing dragons instead of helping.

And don’t forget— You heard the Minecraft cave sound at 2 a.m. and immediately

questioned your entire existence. We didn’t have anxiety— We had buffering WiFi and unexplained