Gentrifying a Murder Dungeon

This real estate bro is so obsessed with gentrification he accidentally survives a literal

serial killer. He drives to 666 Chainsaw Lane to buy a shack from a giant in a hockey

mask. Instead of running from the bear traps and blood-stained floors,

he starts pitching a luxury Airbnb renovation. He sees handcuffs on the wall and

calls it avant-garde decor. He even walks into a basement full of bodies and dismisses

it as a small rodent problem. The killer is so baffled by this guy’s audacity that

he just stands there while the agent forces him to sign the deed on an iPad. He drives away thinking

he nailed the sale, completely unaware he just gentrified a murder dungeon.