Geordie Go-Kart Adventures

She said, "Winey-eyed pet," and I stuck two fingers in her

before the engine even started. Uh. Met her outside a kebab van

in Byker Grove. My cock stank like links and regret in a stove.

I had a Gregg's sausage roll in one hand, my dick in the other.

I said, "Climb in me car. I'm not wearing rubber."

Tits flopping, fanny out with a vape in her teeth. Got railed so

hard she queefed on the seat. She licked me ring while I hit the clutch.

I made her come in pints with the slightest touch. I fucked her