Vegetable Ocean Crisis: The Shark Potato

BREAKING NEWS. We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming with a developing story out of

the so-called Vegetable Ocean. Reports confirm a Shark Potato, a creature with

the body of a potato and the head of a shark, has been spotted

swimming freely. Witnesses say the Shark Potato has already eaten Brussels trout fish and

tomato fish, leaving nothing behind but floating crumbs. Footage shows the Shark Potato aggressively

chomping, pausing only to pat its own potato body before continuing the attack.

Officials are calling this situation unexpected and nutritionally confusing. Experts warn no vegetable fish are

safe. We will continue to monitor this situation closely. More at eleven.