Giant Red Flag Waving

So, you met him on an app. Said he's searching for the one.

Still married on paper, and he carries a pager. Girl,

run. He's love-bombing every text, baby. Oh,

my whole life, let me guess. I should start shopping for a bridesmaid dress,

right? That's a giant red flag. Waving in your face. Oh,

shit. Better lock it down. Pick out a place. We'll look probation. Officer,

let y'all wait out of state. That's a red flag, red flag waving in your face.

Hey! Whoa, oh, oh, oh.