Giant vs. Ent: Mulched in Minutes

Here is a transcript for a Celebrity Deathmatch bout between Blunderbore (the Giant) and

Treebeard (the Ent). Title: The Rumble in the Jungle (Gym) Duration: Approx. 1 Minute

(Scene: The Deathmatch Arena. The ring ropes have been replaced with heavy industrial

chains. Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond sit at the announcer desk.)

Johnny Gomez: Welcome back, fight fans! We’ve had to reinforce the arena floor

with three feet of concrete for tonight’s main event. It’s a battle of the vertical titans!

Nick Diamond: That’s right, Johnny! In the red corner, weighing in at six

tons of bad attitude, the cloud-crushing colossus... Blunderbore the Giant!