Glittery Revenge on a Thieving Neighbor

Last Christmas I discovered my neighbor's been stealing my decorations for three years and

what I did about it will shock you. Darlings, gather round, this tale is enchanting.

So picture this. Every December my lawn looks immaculate. Twinkling lights, inflatable snowmen,

the works. But every January when I pack everything away I'm always missing pieces.

A reindeer here. String lights there. I blamed squirrels. I blamed wind. I even blamed my

own terrible memory. Then last year I'm scrolling through Facebook and I see Janet from two doors

down posting photos of her quote unquote amazing holiday display. And there in the

background clear as day is my vintage light up Santa. The one my grandmother gave me.