Glorklestein's Wombat Yogurt Endorsement

Hi, my name is Grizelda and I am a professional wombat yogurt pourer and yes a checklistarian!

That is right, I have poured yogurt on over 1000 wombats. Since I am a professional and won the world

wombat pouring championship 2 years in a row, I am fully qualified to endorse the best wombat pouring yogurt

on earth: Glorklestein's Wombat Yogurt. That is right, nothing comes close to Glorklestein's

Wombat Yogurt. Smooth, easy to pour, looks great on any size wombat,

and a name you cannot forget. As you know, wombats are more evil than evil itself,

for such an evil being, only Glorklestein's Wombat Yogurt is suitable for a great

pour. Buy Glorklestein! Also, where is your checklist?