Grandma's Hilarious Scam Call Response

(Two ladies behind me on the bus are chatting.) Lady: “Oh, I got a call yesterday

from some fellow claiming to be a sheriff from someplace in Utah.” Friend: “Oh,

what did he want?” Lady: “He said my grandson was in jail and I needed to send him bail

money right away.” Friend: “You don’t have any grandsons.” Lady: “Yeah. So,

I asked him if it was ‘Randall.’” Friend: “And?” Lady: “He said yes, and I told him to

forget it. Said I never liked that little s***, anyway, and he could stay

in jail.” (Fortunately, I had to get off the bus then, or I’d have burst

out laughing.)