Greggs Pizza: A Floppy Disappointment

Can we talk about how BAD greggs pizza is. I don’t understand how something that

looks so simple can go so wrong every single time. You walk in expecting a quick,

comforting slice of pizza, and instead you get this sad, floppy rectangle

of disappointment that tastes like it gave up halfway through being cooked. The base is somehow

both dry and greasy at the same time, like it can’t decide what texture it wants to be.

It’s not crispy, it’s not soft in a good way, it’s just… there. And the cheese?

Don’t even get me started. It’s barely melted, somehow rubbery, and tastes more

like warm plastic than actual cheese. There’s never enough of it either, so you’re left chewing