Grocery Store Bathroom Epiphany

I found God in a grocery store bathroom stall. OMG-Let’s just say-This stuff really works

and could change your life. I started the program on a Thursday in anticipation of

needing to remain close to home and a bathroom over a long weekend. My first mistake

was under-estimating the amount of toilet paper I would need-I figured one roll a day and I had

5 rolls to get me through 4 days. By Saturday morning, I was out of TP so I jumped into

the shower, my 5th shower in 2 days, and drove the 20 minutes to a grocery

store. I knew it was risking maneuver as I’d been hitting the toilet every 20

minutes but I felt like things had progressed through my system and was slowing down-This