Groob Explosion and Pyugle Jet Machine

I was in my fab, slurping on some flooglejooba, when all of the sudden my fucking

groob explodes! i dont know what the fuck is going on! then out of nowhere

a bunch of gwibbadribbas start flying in, taking all my paneergear from me.i will not be fucking bullied

like this! i exclaim. so i pull out a fwopper from my fucking trop,

and pull out the grappy, that shit fucking explodes right in their fucking quamees,

i begin cheering in joy that i finally hyuakad these damn gwibbadribbas, but then i realise

what else was caught in the explosion, it was none other than my pyugle, i begin crying out

in horror at the realisation of what i had done, 2 days later i repurposed my pyugle into a