GTA 5 Update: Classic Rockstar Logic

Rockstar just dropped a GTA 5 update and it's absolutely ridiculous. They added a new

vehicle that costs eight million dollars but it gets destroyed by a single sticky bomb.

Classic Rockstar logic right there. The best part is they finally fixed a bug that let players

make money too fast but somehow the god mode glitch that's been around for three years

is still working perfectly. Oh and they added new clothing options but you still can't

wear a watch and a bracelet at the same time because apparently that's too complex for

the game engine. Meanwhile your character can survive a military jet crash but dies instantly from tripping

on a sidewalk. They really have their priorities straight. The update is twelve