Guilt-Free Pizza Alternatives

We need to talk about your pizza situation. That greasy box hits different at

2 AM, but what if you could still get that cheesy fix without the food

coma? 😏 Cauliflower Crust - When you want pizza but your gut

said 'be reasonable' 🥦🎭, Zucchini Boats - Green, mean,

and lowkey delicious 🥒⚡, Portobello Pizzas - Juicy, meaty,

and judging your life choices 🍄👀, Sweet Potato Slices - Orange, thicc,

and nutrient-packed 🍠💪, Cheesy Garlic Bread - Pizza's simpler, less dramatic cousin

🧄🍞 Look, nobody's saying quit pizza forever... but maybe don't