Gum in Her Hair on the Bus

I was staring at a girl on the bus because she had a piece of gum in her hair.

And right as I'm about to open my mouth to tell her, she says, "Um,

excuse me. I have a boyfriend." So I was like, "All right, you're going to

give me attitude. I'm going to give you attitude back." So I was like,

"Hm, what does your boyfriend think of your hair?" And she said, "Why do you care?"

as she was running her fingers through her hair. And then she felt the piece of gum

and she started crying. And I felt bad at first, but then she accused

me of putting the gum there. So I was like, "All right, I'm going to mess