Happy New Fear from Creature Features

Past the graveyard of the channels, where the static starts to glow. There's a shadow

in a top hat. Welcome to the late night show. It's your pal,

Al Omega, crawling out the TV screen. Got a bucket full of B

movies, and the creepiest of scenes. Cobwebs on the camera,

plastic fangs that barely stick. But the monsters love a countdown, so let's make

this midnight tick. Happy new fear from Creature Features, my dear. Muah ha

ha. Raise your claws, raise your glass. Let the old ghosts disappear.

Happy new fear to my creatures far and near. From the couch to the crypt,