Harry Potter’s Miserable Destiny

Why it sucks to be Harry Potter. You come into the world as the most famous wizard alive

before you can even walk. You survive a killing curse and instead of getting therapy,

you get a lightning bolt scar that hurts whenever evil is nearby. Fantastic early

warning system. Your first decade is spent sleeping in a cupboard under the stairs while

your cousin has two bedrooms. You don't get a birthday cake, you get spiders.

And when you finally escape to wizard school thinking life will get better, you find out you're

the Chosen One. Surprise! You don't get to choose anything. By age 11,

you're not learning math, you're learning how to not die. Every year there's