He Lied About Everything

He lied about sunshine. He lied about crowds. He lied before

breakfast. He broke his wedding vows. He told us a tall one,

sold a bill of goods. But we oughta know better, at least most

of us should. He lied about everything. He lie using numbers.

He lie using words. He lied about windmills, killing whales and

birds. He lied about gasoline. He lied about food.

He told lies by the thousands, so nothing was true. He lied about

everything. We're not sure if he knows when he's lying. There's a hole