Heating Vent Staredown: Cat Court Drama

My cats were having the most intense stare down over the heating vent this morning.

Zero movement. Just pure tension. So obviously I had to narrate. Started with Princess

in her squeaky voice going "Excuse me but that is literally my spot I've been sitting there every

morning since 2019." Then Mr. Whiskers with his deep dramatic voice "Well actually I called dibs yesterday

so technically it's mine now." They just kept staring. Not even blinking. So I kept going.

"You can't just call dibs that's not how this works." "Oh so now there are rules?

Where's the rule book?" "It's called common courtesy Gerald." My roommate walked

in during this whole performance and looked at me like I'd completely lost it.