They Want Heaven Gated Too! (Seriously)

You ever notice how white Christian nationalism treats America like a gated community?

Like it's run by a divine HOA, the Heavenly Order of Assimilation. And their main rule?

Keep the neighborhood clean by keeping certain people out. They'll say, "We're just protecting

our values," which somehow always need a fence. But funny thing is,

those values always involve border walls, book bans, and casseroles with absolutely no seasoning.

It's not about values, it's about control. They want America to look like a Norman Rockwell painting,

but with a velvet rope and a guest list. And don't get me started on the HOA

rules. No loud music, no cultural expression, no history that makes white folks