Heaven's Just Life

Saw God on the train, but pretended I didn't. So I sat far away from the seat he

was sitting in. Then he got up, I think probably to piss, and he noticed me

there and said, "Oi, what's this? What you saying? You hiding from

me?" I said, "Uh, mate, nah.

Just t- come for your seat." And he looked at me like I was a kid covered in chocolate

surrounded by wrappers saying, "Don't know what happened." And he goes,

"Come on, mate. We've got a few minutes. Tell me what's wrong,

but don't fuck around with it." And it shocked me then that it fit in one sentence,