Help for Sleepless Nights

Listen up mom, we need to talk right now. I tried sleeping, I really did,

but you're doing everything wrong. You go shh like a pressure cooker about to explode.

Then you pick me up, put me down, pick me up again. I'm confused as

hell over here. And you wonder why I'm awake at three in the morning screaming my lungs out.

There's actually a solution and her name is Paula. She's got this program called My Baby Sleeps

Peaceful Nights. I'll finally rest, you'll finally sleep, and dad can stop surviving on black

coffee alone. Check the link in bio before we all lose our minds. Your baby deserves

one peaceful night and honestly so do you.