Hilarious Pickup Lines That Will Make You Smile

FUNNIEST PICKUP LINES Alright, listen up, because today I’m

giving you some of the funniest, stupidest, most accidentally-charming pickup lines ever

spoken by mankind. And yes — if any of these actually work for you, I expect royalties.

Let’s begin. “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all

over you… and honestly I’m afraid to touch you because I know I can’t afford this.” “Are you Wi-Fi?

Because I’m feeling a connection… but it keeps dropping every time I try to talk to you.”

“Are you a microwave? Because… mmmmmm… you heat up my leftovers and my heart.” “Do you believe

in love at first sight… or should I walk by again? I can do slow motion too if that helps.”