Homer Becomes a Hairdresser

Oof. Ah! Ah, ah. Not to worry.

Actually, Dad, as the supervising parent today, you'll get your

share of the blame too. Ah! Hoo, hoo,

what do I do? Patty's gonna kill me. Why don't you just cut the paint out

of her hair? Oh, fine, whatever. Wake up and look

at your hair! Huh? What happened to you? Oh,

you did this? With your fat fingers and your brain the size of a Super Bowl?

Homer, thanks to your unlicensed barbery, Patty and Selma have been getting