How Rich Is Your Birth Month?

Month your money. Congratulations, January. You have won a streak full of money.

That's about $1,000,000. Oh, no. February. Guys,

don't be sad. Hopefully, there will be a month to help you out.

Goddamn, March. You're so rich. Who is Elon Musk when you have $100,000,000,000?

Drop that 50 k April. You have to give half to the first person who comes when you press share.

If that's me, write to me. Let's go May, a safe full of money that's easily around

$500,000,000. To everyone else, if you want the money to press the comment button for

2 seconds. A whole city made of money? Oh my lord. June 1.