Humiliated in Cake Batter

I'm in the factory not knowing what's about to happen to me and my real red and black fur

coat. i am dropped down onto a conveyer belt and placed underneath a large

funnel. "please daddy don't make my fur coat messy" not long after I beg you

tons of raw eggs are dropped onto me. I am pushed down by the force of

wet sticky eggs. I try and scream but ta$he eggs fill my mouth causing me to spit them

and gargle them. once I'm completely drenched in eggs, I try and get the eggs out of my real

fur coat, but I end up massaging the eggs into the soft real fur coat. before I can react

I'm dumped into a large bowl of milk. I go straight under and I splash around