Hyperbolic Hallelujah: Space Jesus Sighting
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Breaking. The interstellar in my feed. Holy shit. It's trending.
Spotted July 1 by Atlas out past Mars. From Sagittarius, hyperbolic racing like
a car. Alien ship maybe? Nah, comet eyes reply. I'm here for
space Jesus riding shotgun in the sky. Perihelion on 30, little brown nose
sun. Back from behind the glare, now the drama's begun.
Close as mid-December, but far, no doom. One point eight A.U.,
relax, give it room. Hyperbolic hallelujah, bless this timeline. Space Jesus in
the cockpit, neon green shine. Not a doomsday rock, just a cosmic
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