I Didn't Do It!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey-oh! Teacher walked in,

saw the glitter on the cat. Kitchen table's covered in spaghetti top to flat.

Someone drew a mustache on the family photo wall. And there's a rubber duck inside

the fish tank, y'all. But listen, I swear, I promise on

my shoes. I didn't put the toothpaste inside the shampoo. Yes,

I was laughing. Yes, I filmed it too. But

that was for research. Pure science, true. Ah!

I didn't do it. I didn't do it. Even if I