I Had to Throw My Poo Out the Window

I had no choice but to throw my poo out the window. Roughly 5 years

ago I was drinking with mates and stayed at a share house. I woke up

in the night feeling weird, not sure if sick or needing to go.

I reached the bathroom and did the deed. It was a massive beer shit.

I went to flush but it wouldn't go down. I flushed again. Still no luck.

I panicked about the noise and smell, so I decided to remove it

another way. The window was open, so I grabbed it with toilet

paper and flung it out. It hit the neighbor's fence with a thud.