I Quit and Closed the Pizza Shop

“I once got a major pizza chain shut down for an entire weekend because my manager thought

it was funny to lie to a 15-year-old.” I was working at a place that rhymes with ‘Nut.’ They

promised me I’d only have to do the 6 AM dough-making shift once a month. Two weeks later?

I’m doing every Saturday, and my friend Scott is doing every Sunday. When I complained,

my boss literally laughed in my face and told me it was ‘too bad.’” “Then, I landed a better

job at the local arena. But I didn't just quit. I wanted petty revenge.”

“Saturday morning, I show up at 6 AM. But instead of mixing dough, I just sat in a

booth, drank chocolate milk, and twirled my thumbs for six hours.