I Sent an Invoice Instead

Hey. So I need to tell you this story about the time my family demanded $15,000

for my sister's wedding. And how I didn't send them money... I sent them an invoice

instead. For $32,535. For my entire childhood. It was a Friday night.

Just a normal one. I was making pasta, my dog Bean was doing his 'please sir I want some

more' routine. Life was actually good. My business - which my family called

my 'little hobby' - had its first profitable year. I'd even booked a trip to Iceland.

My first real vacation in forever. Then my phone lit up. The family group

chat. You know the one. It's called 'Family 💕' but it should be called 'Requests