In Memory of Wacko

And Wacko… Didn't care about the Miami Dolphins, But he still wore my Dolphins jersey

into Buffalo Bills stadium just to stir the pot. He grabbed our magnum marker and crossed

out the Bills logos, chirped every trailer park fan with fewer teeth than fingers, and refused to leave

when we got kicked out until we got a picture with the cops outside. And then there was

the little tussle at Skydome—both times getting us on the Jumbotron before anyone realized

what was happening. We had years of stories like that… most of which we should probably

keep to ourselves. Like the time we got 6 cop cars called on us, because the guy

at the counter of Pizza Pizza wouldn't allow me to order the walk in special without pepperoni.