In My Bed, I Am Shartain

Another duvet ruined. Mattress can't flip over. When the silence turns to

deadly, a dark cloud looms over. It's the same shit

stain since 2018. In my bed, in my bed,

I am Sharting From my taint to my balls, they're all covered in sauce.

In my bed, in my bed, I am Sharting I shit my bed.

Shit my bed. Sharting Sharting Sharting ain,

ain, ain. I shit my bed. Shit my bed.

Sharting Sharting ain, ain, ain.