Indestructible Grandpa

This grandpa crossed slowly. A semi-truck came barreling down, fast.

Driver slammed brakes, too late. The truck smashed right into him. The vehicle rolled

over him. Smoke and dust filled the air, terrifying everyone. But through the

smoke, the old man just popped back up, unharmed.

Not a scratch! He straightened his mustache, dusted off, and casually waved.

The truck driver's jaw dropped, questioning all known physics. Grandpa smiled,

hands in pockets, strolled away whistling. He's indestructible.