It's Not Fair to Be the Villain

It’s not fair! I don’t like being called a villain. If anything, Mario is the villain,

and who ever said I was the villain is wrong. I only kidnapped Princess Peach because

she asked me to. All because Mario isn’t smart enough to run his own country and now Princess

Peach needs to do it herself. I mean that’s why I did it. Hey,

I would be upset too if all I could wear is a “pink frilly dress.” Gross! Even that Turtle

called “Yoshi” that Mario rides, comes in more colors than Princess Peach does.

I had a wife and children. I had my picture-perfect life and then I got involved Mario’s

mess. Now I get bored just waiting around for Mario to get past that flying