Jan Ziya: The Man Who Ate Missiles

Once upon a time there was this man named Jan Ziya, Jan Ziya was a good political leader

for his home country, his people worshipped him, but one day he left his home country

to visit kaman to eat naan bread, not knowing his family was being bombarded.

A few years pass and Jan Ziya arrives only to see the labor his descendants have to go through,

so he decided to fight for his home country and started training and training until he could eat

missiles for breakfast. Eventually, the bombarders came again to kill everyone this time,

but Jan Ziya was a man of his words, <break time="2.0s" /> He ate them all.