Jeff the Land Shark: Marvel's Chaotic Creation

Alright, gather round, because Marvel made a character so chaotic I swear someone

was drunk at the meeting. His name is Jeff. Jeff the Land Shark. A shark… with legs.

Walking around like rent’s due. He’s created in West Coast Avengers issue seven when

some mad scientists played genetic mix-and-match and accidentally invented the cutest biological crime

ever. The Avengers raid the lab and find Jeff just waddling around like a useless

guard dog. Gwenpool immediately yells “MINE!” and adopts him on the spot.

But then Deadpool sees Jeff and goes, “Yeah, that’s my son now,” and suddenly Jeff

is riding into fights on Wade’s shoulder, biting criminals like a violent chicken nugget.