Jingle Bells and Christmas Farts

Jingle Bells. Batman smells. It's Christmastime again. Robin laid an egg

on the living room rug. And everybody's counting to 10. Grandma's on the

sofa dodging candy canes that fly. Cookie crumbs on stockings got the tinsel in my

eye. Cousin Robin giggling in that ugly sweater red. Something starts a-rumbling,

you can hear it in your head. Jingle Bells. Batman smells.

Robin laid an egg. Oh, what the heck? But,

but, but can't hold it in. Then a big fart starts the

Christmas grin. Jingle Bells. Batman smells. Family falling over, you can tell.