Karma's Twisted Sense of Humor

I found a wallet with $500 cash at the grocery store yesterday. Turned it in to

customer service, felt good about myself. Two hours later, the owner tracked

me down. Handed me a $20 reward. I smiled, took it,

and said thanks. Then I checked my bank account. My card got declined at lunch.

The universe has a twisted sense of humor. That $20 barely covered my overdraft

fee. Karma works in mysterious ways, but apparently not fast enough to save

my checking account from embarrassment.