Kelius: Chaos in the Ranks

Kelius marches left when they yell right. Trips on his boots

in the dead of night. A rifle in his hands, but he can't

aim straight. He's a walking disaster, a squad's worst fate.

They groan. They sigh. They roll their eyes. But deep down.

No. They know there's a spark that's tries. Oh,

Kelius. Kelius. The bane of the squad. Every step you

take makes the generals nod in disbelief. Oh, what a mess.

But who's to say you won't surprise us yet? Kelius. He's the guy