Kitchen Chaos, Delicious Victory

Trying a so-called simple recipe turned into absolute kitchen warfare within the first thirty seconds.

Ingredients flew everywhere like confetti at a chaotic celebration while the timer screamed

bloody murder and something bubbled over onto the stove creating a mess that looked like

a science experiment gone wrong. The egg slipped right through my fingers and splattered

across the counter in slow motion tragedy. Flour exploded into the air like a small kitchen tornado

coating everything in a fine white dust including my face and hair. I squinted at the

recipe card trying to decipher instructions that suddenly read like ancient hieroglyphics written by someone

who clearly hated beginners. The pan decided to become a fire breathing dragon