Kombucha, Fertility, and Control

We all love kombucha, right? But a kombucha SCOBY can't be grown from nothing.

You can only separate it from an existing one and then keep growing it, taking care of it,

as if you couldn't give birth to a child, only adopt one from a big jar.

This is more or less the kind of reality satanic government is supposedly trying to create,

destroying women's fertility and depriving people of their natural ability to have children

so that the only option left would be a test tube baby. Uh, a- and even that

only after going through endless checks, certificates and permissions.

I love kombucha.