Kucu the Flush Fail

Once upon a time, in a small town, lived Kucu, a clumsy right-winger with big ideas but

little coordination. Back in his school days, he was infamous for his mishaps.

One fateful afternoon, after a hefty defecation in the boys' bathroom, Kucu faced his greatest foe: the stubborn

toilet flush.He yanked the handle repeatedly, but the water refused to swirl down.

Sweat beading on his forehead, he panicked and fled, leaving the evidence

behind. Minutes later, a classmate discovered the mess and raised the alarm.

The whole school buzzed with laughter as teachers dragged Kucu back for a lecture on responsibility.From

that day, Kucu's nickname stuck: "Flush Fail." Even his staunch conservative rants