Laughing at Absolutely Nothing

NAHHH… LIKE WHY am I laughing. There is nothing funny happening. No joke.

No punchline. Just silence. And suddenly my brain goes: “THIS is hilarious.”

I’m trying to stop. I really am. But the more I think “don’t laugh” the FUNNIER it gets.

Someone looks at me like: “what’s wrong with you?” I don’t know.

I genuinely don’t know. It’s not even laughter anymore. It’s wheezing.

Crying. Fighting for oxygen. My face hurts. My soul left my body.

Tears over NOTHING. And the worst part? If someone asks “what are you laughing at?”

IT RESETS THE LAUGH. At this point I’m not laughing because it’s funny. I’m laughing because