Least the Most (Useless)

You are like a screen door on a submarine. Promise me the world but can't

even grow a bean. Your plans fall apart like a house of wet

cards. You are like a new car that won't even start.

You are like a book that's missing every page. You're an actor that never got

on a stage. Being around you is like hugging an anthill. You'll cry over

milk before it even spills. Useless as a map in a pitch black cave.

You're a lifeguard who's afraid of the waves. Thought you were a hero but

you couldn't save the day. You're a spare tire made out of clay.