Lessons from Dating an Alcoholic

I would rather eat trail mix for thirty days straight... ...than watch someone

I love choose a bottle over me again. Here's what I learned from dating

an alcoholic. Number one, you become a detective. I was checking

receipts, smelling breath, and tracking liquor stores like the FBI.

Number two, every promise has an expiration date of about four hours.

Number three, you start making excuses that would win you an Oscar.

He's just stressed, he had a rough day. It's not that bad.

Meanwhile, I'm literally hiding car keys at two in the afternoon.