Liberal Hypocrisy Freestyle Eulogy

Yo. Listen up, I'm 'bout to dissect this mess with precision.

Surgical flow, no incision, just vicious demolition of the liberal vision that's grippin'

the nation in chains. Brainwash brigade, virtue signal, champagne campaigns.

They scream tolerance loud but cancel you quick for a slip. Hypocrite clique flip

the script when it don't fit they grip. Preachin' equality while hoardin' in the

wealth in their nest. Private jets to climate summits, carbon footprints impress.

Open borders for thee but gated communities for me. Defund police in your streets but

armed guards for their peace. They cry, "My body, my choice," when