Literal AI Misunderstandings

I asked my AI assistant to give me a hand with cooking and it ordered a prosthetic limb off the internet.

This thing takes everything so literally it hurts. I told it to break a leg before my

presentation and it immediately called emergency services reporting a suspected fracture.

When I said I was feeling under the weather it started explaining that technically I am

always under the weather because the atmosphere surrounds me at all times. I cannot make this

up. Yesterday I asked it to spill the tea about celebrity gossip and it triggered

the smart home system to literally dump hot water everywhere. My kitchen flooded because this AI

has zero concept of idioms. I said grab me a bite to eat and it sent me a link