Llama Legends and Rock Star Dreams

Hello music lovers “Ahh, so you wanna hear a story, do ya?

Well sit tight, fluffballs… Ive got tales thicker than my winter coat.”

“Back in my day, I wasn’t just a llama… I was a legend. Front-llama of ‘Dexter & The Dusty Hooves.’

We toured every mountain from the Andes to… well… slightly smaller Andes.”

“But listen… being a rock star ain’t about fame. It’s about passion. It’s about heart.

It’s about… accidentally spitting on the front row and pretending it was ‘part of the show.’”

“Ahhh, memories.” “Stay loud, stay fluffy… and if the world gets

tough—TURN YOUR AMP UP TO LLAMA ELEVEN!”